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Seymour Tottis Foreign Policy
A great porn blog with plenty of pictures plus the wit and wisdom of Seymour Totti as he recounts his adventures in the fleshpots of the Far East. This is a real blog about the things that interest and amuse its author. Of course porn and sex interes
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A good Fuq
2013-04-12 12:07:00
“Fucking,” she said. Yeah, but fucking where exactly? I insisted. “No-no,” she giggled. Her English was good enough to enjoy the joke. “Fuqing, it near Fuzhou.” Fuzhou is on the eastern side of China about half way between Hong Kong and Shanghai. It’s where she was born, in case you are wondering. She finished drying my ...
Losing weight by gaining wood
2013-04-05 23:00:00
Click for pussy Sildenafil, the active ingredient in Viagra, can help promote weight loss, a study published in the Journal of the Federation of American Societies for Experimental Biology has found. The drug apparently coaxes the body to store more brown fat or adipose tissue as opposed to the white fat tissues. Dr. Donald Hensrud at the ...
Irish Viagra
2013-04-04 09:59:00
Konata has other ways of reviving a floppy dick. Click the pic for more. An Irish woman of advanced age visited the doctor to ask his advice on reviving her husband”s libido. “What about trying Viagra?” suggested the the Doc . “Not a chance”, she said, “He won’t even take an aspirin.” “The solution to that,” replied the ...
Made to measure
2012-07-29 02:20:00
I fell asleep listening to Kotomi chattering away. She speaks entirely in Japanese and I’ve no idea what she is saying other than that she is presumably reporting her measurement data. The action is mostly herself applying a calibration ruler to her various bits punctuated with pretty smiles. It’s not a particularly erotic video ...
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Checking out the sushi
2012-07-24 04:20:00
Wakana Mizuki Kazuha Sinohara Miina Minamoto Much as I despise shopping heading up to the Japanese Supermarket does have its advantages. That’s where you find the bored housewives of Japanese businessmen. Sometimes they are trailing kids along other times they are out in pairs. Try hanging round the sushi counter and when one passes by say, in ...
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Bangkok, Pattaya and Phuket
2012-07-22 03:43:00
I get asked, from time to time, which is the best one to go to. The simple answer is they are all good. You need to think about what else you want to do while you are there. If all you’re interested in is drinking, fucking and eating then go to Pattaya, there is bugger all ...
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North Korean Girls
2012-07-16 18:13:00
It seems that Kim Jong Un has got himself a new squeeze. And she’s a bit of alright to say the least. It’s interesting that as soon as she arrived on the scene the head of the military gets the boot. One can only hope the two events are connected and ...
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Manila Thrillers
2012-07-06 02:47:00
Dice Maxine Annie A trio of Filipina babes because … well we just don’t have them often enough. I don’t go to the Philippines much. Work doesn’t take me there and Manila, if we are going to be honest about it, is my least favourite city in Asia. It’s a shame because the girls that live there are ...
Cute cosplay
2012-07-03 08:36:00
Wanna click out my shaved pussy? I guess a cosplay kink is just a logical extension of the old uniform kinks that have been around for years. Nurse uniforms are the obvious ones that spring immediately to mind but police, traffic wardens and military uniforms all have their adherants. I had a girlfriend, some years ago, ...
In praise of pubes
2012-06-28 20:03:00
I know the shaved variety are hugely popular but to be honest I’ve nothing against hairy pussies. True, a shaved pussy is easier to eat out but I’m not going to kick a furry pussy out of bed just because I might get a pube stuck in my teeth. The Chinese have special ...
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What are you?
2012-06-26 16:11:00
Som Jai Phouma Dolla Dolaya Nim Inchareon I’m a SPURMO! The internet told me so it must be true, SPURMO stands for Single Proud Unmarried Man Over Thirty … well mostly, I’m not sure what the ‘R’ is supposed to stand for, without it you would have to pronounce it “spoomo”. But then it would loose marketing appeal ...
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A Japanese MILF
2012-06-24 18:42:00
It was a couple of years ago now but I was drinking with a friend who lives in Tokyo. We’d gone to what he called his local, a quiet place whose only other customers were a small group of women. It was his local because it was the one nearest his home. In Japan the ...
Looking up Alicia?s skirt
2012-06-22 18:27:00
Although they do brighten up a dreary afternoon as they criss-cross town on their way home, you wouldn’t actually want a real schoolgirl even if you could get get one. Sure they are great to look at but think about it, they are motivated mostly by mobile phones, things to tie their hair with and ...
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We love Japanese shaved pussy
2012-06-21 05:57:00
I think it’s time we had some more Japanese women on here. I don’t get up to Japan anything like as often as I would like these days. There are some Japanese working girls in Hong Kong but they tend to market themselves more to the banker wanker or wealthy business types. Mostly beyond my ...
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This girl wants to put her tongue in your mouth
2012-06-13 19:29:00
Teacher Wendy Help is at hand for horny guys that have the hots for a bit of Chinese but don’t know how chat one up. Sexy Mandarin is a new, free, “unconventional way of learning Chinese.” The lessons are in the form of short videos which feature hot babes from Taiwan and mainland China. The lingerie clad ...
Dressed and undressed
2012-05-07 19:43:00
The dressed/undressed style combo pics have been around for some time. For those of you that live under a rock these comprise two pics of a model, one fully clothed and the other … well I think you can figure it out. I think it’s great. I love to see pictures of the ...
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You made me wet
2012-05-06 03:18:00
It was Songkran a couple of weeks ago. This is the Thai New Year. Its a touching little ceremony that celebrates the coming of the rains after the long hot dry season. Young folk gently sprinkle a little water on their elders in a symbolic gesture of cleansing and renewal. Afterwards they go out and ...
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Fuck shopping
2012-04-04 16:39:00
My iPod has excellent taste. I have a huge, random playlist and as I clicked it on this morning up came the Theme from Shaft. The sun was shining and I felt like such a bad arse as I crossed the road and got onto the bus to take me into town. I had ...
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The acid test
2012-03-29 21:30:00
That didn’t really say hydrochloric acid I thought as I zipped by the new Okomoto adverts on the Hong Kong MTR. What would anyone be doing filling up a condom with acid? Never-the-less it became fixed in my mind and every time I passed one of the ads I forgot to slow down and read ...
Sperm control
2012-03-28 04:43:00
There is a new form of male contraceptive. It’s called RISUG (Reversible Inhibition of Sperm Under Guidance) and it’s been in advanced clinical trials in India for some time with some of the participants having used it for as long as 15 years. It’s a bit like a vasectomy but instead of cutting the vans ...
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Madrid?s high-class escorts declare a strike on sex with bankers
2012-03-22 05:56:00
I’ve got nothing to do with the story but you can’t see my pussy until you click the pic (I found this delightful story on Reddit, there was no link to the original I believe it was translated from a Spanish newspaper) Madrid’s largest trade association for luxury escorts yesterday announced the beginning of a total and ...
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Beating the devil
2012-03-05 16:40:00
It was Chingche today. That is the Feast of Excited Insects and it marks the change over from winter to spring in southern China. It is also, apparently, an excellent day for for beating out devils. I certainly beat the devil out of mine this morning but that is different. Chingche is also the day of ...
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New year, new pussy
2012-02-14 14:14:00
As usually happens just after Chinese New Year, a whole new crop of girls has arrived in Hong Kong from the Mainland. As the Chinese holiday season approaches the number of working girls in town gradually dwindles as girls from across the border start returning to be with their families. Then, for two ...
For whom the (wedding) bells toll
2012-02-11 05:32:00
I’m about I’m about the last person you’d want to ask for advice concerning marriage. Never-the-less I do get the occasional e-mail from guys looking for a permanent mate.”How easy is it to find a girl who would be willing to marry a foreigner?”, “What are the pitfalls of doing so?” To answer the first question; ...
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Japanese girls don?t squeak
2012-02-02 22:00:00
That’s according to an air hostess I’ve been seeing these past couple of weeks. She’s Japanese . I met her in Qatar last year but didn’t really get to spend any time with her. But we exchanged e-mails and now it turns out she’s rostered onto Hong Kong flights. At least for this month. Anyway we ...
Bangkok Bar Girls
2012-01-31 17:08:00
I was asked, the other day, how I manage to keep my youthful good looks. Apparently I didn’t look like the old pot-bellied, beer swilling drunk that my inquisitor assumed normally hangs out at Bangkok girly bars. I say assumed because I doubt that they’ve ever been to one and that they have built up ...
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Necessity is the mother of invention
2012-01-31 10:50:00
Well it took two years for the idea to germinate but I’m sure it wont take that long before it actually goes into production. The FleshLiPad is a helpful little device that allows you to attach your fleshlight to the underside of your iPad so you can more effectively fap to the images contained therein. Apple’s ...
Till death do us part
2012-01-27 15:16:00
I heard the sad tale of a man fapped his way off this mortal coil while surfing porn on the internet. Heart attack apparently though it wasn’t known if it happened mid-stroke or if it was triggered by the realisation of a sticky nirvana. Either way sitting at the kitchen table with your laptop open ...
Year of the Dragon
2012-01-24 02:54:00
The year has started cold and miserable in Hong Kong. It’s made even more miserable by the shortage of working girls. Well at least my favourite ones have all buggered off back to China for the spring festival. There are others of course but in weather like this I like to just hop into ...
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Soft Fluffy Towels
2012-01-14 04:05:00
You know the time, when she’s just got out the shower and she’s got a soft fluffy dressing gown on and a towel wrapped around her head. But underneath them she is all shiny and clean and naked and smelling of lovely soapy things. It makes me so horny. Got to get her attention before ...
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